Hey  there sentient being and WELCOME to my Blog –

My very very first blog –
My Maiden Blog as it were …

and while I already feel more youthful envisioning being able to say in earnest  …. ”I have my own blog” and “sorry I can’t right now, … I need to write my Blog” … and “In my blog the other day I said blog blog blog ….” 

Truth is …..  I’m not a blogger type guy …
I am like a one liner guy.

“If you’re not part of the solution, keep stirring.”  -H

That’s more my speed.
Its much less commitment – like a conceptual one night stand ….
get a laugh…. Maybe…. Get deep perhaps, or get weird and then keep moving …

Much less messy than a blog… with archives … and images …  oy vey ….
and the official pressure of having to say something blog worthy.

I have never read a blog, I looked at a few but was too ADHD to read it,
….  I liked some of the pictures…..

But then again, I do digress, as this is suppose to be a warm greeting with clear message that despite how just-ran-out-of toilet-paper shithouse my blog may in fact be, you feeling welcome to it is the most important thing.
I want you to know that at least.

So a few hundred different online sources curiously all define what a blog is (word for word) as follows:
[& My personal comments in these type brackets]

“Blogs, or Web logs, are online journals”
[What ? a journal ??? noooo – like to follow a timeline?  like “for breakfast I had …” … ridiculous …. That already occurred  …. It’s past ….]

“that are updated frequently”
[well that ain’t going to happen… what part of Musician don’t they understand??]

“sometimes even daily.”
[Your trippin’ now – I am lucking if I floss every 3rd day …. ]

“An update, (also called an entry or a post) is usually quite short”
[now we’re talking]

“perhaps just a few sentences”
[how about just one line ?]

“and readers can often respond to an entry online”
[Why don’t they just think about what THEY had for breakfast instead….?].

“People who write blogs are commonly called bloggers
[and I guess that would make you a …  blogee??  ]

Anyways ……
what I think is best in this situation and a strong
suggestion is that my potential blogees simply lower
their expectations….. and perhaps drastically.

On the bright side, I have no plans to blog for blog sake… daily or to keep up with the Blog-Jones’s. Fuck that.

If inspired or bored I will write as the writing comes.
I believe it will be a better bad blog that way.

I may not write the blog that makes the whole word sing…But as the protagonist says (repeatedly) in the movie Defending Your Life
“I’ll do the best I can”.

Thanks for reading and again

So whaddya think?